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One lovely day, a man went to a popular restaurant down the street. He said "Wow... This is a nice restaurant!"
Another strange man said "YEEHAW!! I LOVE ME SOME GOOD OL' STARBUCKS!" So the first man tried to have a good conversation with him so he said "Yeah, Starbucks is such a nice place.. Too bad we are not there right now." The strange man continuing the conversation said "JOE LIKES STARBUCKS!!! STARBUCKS IS SO GOOD YEAH!!!!" Of course once again continuing the conversation the first man said "So you are Joe? Nice to meet you!" Then he realized he was talking to a statue... That smelled EXTREMLEY bad!
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I'll tell you a story about a flame, a child, and a quest.
One fine evening- huh? Ohh I see now. One TERRIBLE evening, a child was outside in the forest and just now noticed the sudden darkened sky and wilting plants. The child looked down and saw a little dog, and then suddenly the dog said "Hello." The child just stared for a moment, turned around and said "Nope nope nope nope nope nope." Until the dog appeared and continued speaking "Excuse you and your rudeness child but this world is in grave danger, a flame-" But the child just said "I heard this story before flame of life probably gone out and I accept, BYE" And with that they left, encountering enemies along the way but refused to fight, so they just ran leaving some kind of present behind. They saw the flame and pulled up a lighter. But then the silence was broken with a huge bang and a timer beside the flame said 0:10 and was going down, she lit the flame... As the flame flickered it then went out. |